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Santa Banta Sms
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 208 Characters
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 112 Characters
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 157 Characters
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 162 Characters
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 115 Characters
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 193 Characters
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 127 Characters
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 109 Characters
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 166 Characters
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 237 Characters
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 186 Characters
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 133 Characters
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 180 Characters
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 208 Characters
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 165 Characters
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 112 Characters
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 157 Characters
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 162 Characters
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 115 Characters
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 193 Characters
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 127 Characters
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 109 Characters
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 166 Characters
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 237 Characters
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 148 Characters
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 147 Characters
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 186 Characters
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 133 Characters
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 180 Characters
