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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 144 Characters



Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 193 Characters



Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 76 Characters



Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 131 Characters



Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 147 Characters



U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 86 Characters



Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 74 Characters





Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters



Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 158 Characters



Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 102 Characters



Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 126 Characters



Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 146 Characters



Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 148 Characters



I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 144 Characters



Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 108 Characters